As someone who broke up with an addict and had people cast every success in my life after that as something I was “doing to them”, fuck all that noise. If seeing his ex happy was enough to push him over the edge, he then he was going over the edge anyway.

He’s Bourgeois Bradley

Fancy Kristen would never be seen in a Lexus. 

I love how George looks like he is having a great time dodging those shoes.

Obligatory

Now this is a flagship.

Where is the Predator grille?

Lexus: Is it me that is out of touch with the market? No, it’s the market that is out of touch with reality!

Yep. It’s real.

my life is divided into two parts now: the time before yesterday evening when I saw the flying poop for the first time, and everything that will come after that moment.

If I wanted to watch a big hunking turd barely float its way into a bowl, I’d rewatch the last season of Peyton Manning’s career.

I would appreciate the Jezebel viewpoint on......whatever the hell is going on here.

I always click on these things. I tell myself not to, but I always do. 

made our palms sweat

You have done a great disservice to Heath Ledger/Patrick Verona here, and I will not stand for it!

So she noticed there was a person there before she noticed that person obviously removed all her stuff and refurnished the apartment?

It’s all good! I get it. Believe me, my daughter was almost born at 28 weeks but changed her mind. I understand going through something like that and then mis-reading and being triggered. I think most of us can respect the fact that after a certain point it’s a different conversation.

Hey, good on you for reading the responses and admitting you didn’t read that carefully. I can understand, especially when your kid was born at 32 weeks.

What a hero Striegler is, helping boost the confidence of his young female relative by telling her he wants to have sex with her. Truly the sort of support all young folk need!