“The problem is, as per Brauer, the Camaro’s 2019 upgrades still didn’t address problems with visibility and styling”

He lost an entire match he was winning because of it. He had to forfeit a match because of penalties in Australia. 

Nah, Bengals. 

I’m confused. You’re not Fancy Kristen, why are you on here talking about yachts?

I’ll never forget when I got to MEPS. The sergeant came into the room before we started our medical testing and said, “if you test positive for marijuana, the Army and Marines will reject you and make you reapply in a couple months. The Navy will make you wait a year. And if you’re going for the Air Force....they…

Tell me about the women, John. Tell me about the women. 

Something something the porcelain throne represents the patriarchy, something something, if this was a woman she would be shamed and not laughed at (and slightly admired)

I’ve seen intestines plopped onto a stomach during a surgery, I’ve seen someone die in a car accident, and I’ve seen bones sticking out of skin. None of these even made me flinch, so much so I began to wonder if I was a psychopath. I lasted about fifteen seconds into 2 girls 1 cup before I threw up all over the floor.…

I did and I’m stupid. 

Yeah I missed the non viable part because I suck. You’re completely right, and I apologize. 

Mea Culpa. I apologize because I did not read that correctly. Yes, if a woman at 32 weeks has a non viable fetus, she should absolutely be able to terminate that pregnancy. My apologies 

32 weeks??? I don’t give a flying fuck if you live on Mars, at 32 weeks that is a child. My daughter was born at 32 weeks. She was 4 pounds and cried the second she came out of my wife during her emergency c-section. How in the hell are you going to consider a child as a killable thing because it happens to be encased…

What in the hell is Wyoming selling to Brazil?!

It’s still fucking hideous and still no one will buy them. 

It looks like a goby

I just can’t, with the cockeyed driver’s seat and the armrest that isn’t straight. This would drive me nuts if I owned this car.

“What am I missing here?”

I saw this article a couple days ago, and as a father of four, I cried while I read the article for many reasons. Now I’m about to start tearing up again. 

So when did you draw on dick on the drawing pad??

I need to buy this. I should buy this. I think I’m going to go buy this. Anyone know what airfare is like to Idaho?