Reinactment of Mercedes driver:

If by disgusting, you mean wonderful and delicious, then yes.

That thing makes my eyes hurt.

Where you get your official Kollege Klub Koozie!

It’s a vagina.

Neutral: before I switched branches, 30 minutes to go 8 fucking miles. Then it was even worse on my way home and it took 45 minutes. I hated that fucking commute. 

What kind of vaginas do you deal with??

Mayo is not fucking gross! It’s not as good as miracle whip, sure, but it’s nowhere near gross. 

You sonofabitch. Take your star and go.

Innnn, West Philadelphia I was born and raised, on the playground is where I spent most of days...

No car with a vagina for a grille will ever be considered meh

Strike first, strike hard, no mercy

Just exactly how big are those panel gaps, and does it turn heads?

Stars are further away than the moon. Shouldn’t it be shoot for the stars, land on the moon.

Did she even get a post from anyone telling her goodbye or did she just disappear? She was insufferable. 

So wait a minute. If you make claims that can ruin a person’s reputation and/or career, you’re now no longer required to prove those claims? Even if you claim you have the proof? I don’t even know how to respond to this, it has broken my brain.

At the rate these stories are coming out, we might as well squeeze the whole Big 10 in there. 

Please. Everyone knows Contis are what Hannibal Lecter has with fava beans.

The way he uses emoticons as a grown man makes me uncomfortable 

Why are you making up cars that don’t exist