I kind of love you right now. 

I see those Hoosiers. Sleeper Focus? I’m picking up what you’re throwing down. 

Have you never had Korean BBQ? Shit’s delicious. 

Moral of this and the Urban Meyer story: Never. Text.

Goddammit. Take your star you sonofabitch 

It is in a way. You have a bunch of kids who will essentially be punished by the shitty behavior of their quarterback coach and possibly their head coach. This isn’t their fault and yet they could be potentially totally screwed by something completely out of their control. Smith was shitcanned, Meyer could…

I don’t know to be honest. My wife would keep this from me because she thought she was trying to protect me. I’m not in anyway condoning his wife’s behavior if she hid it from him, but I could totally see me wife texting someone showing sympathy and concern while in the back of her mind going, “oh fuck, how do I…

No. Whole different ballpark. 

Yes.

Every single one of these cab drivers can fuck right off.

How are they not calling it a Dale?! Or at the very least a wolphin??

I mean......

This is a really really good point. 

The shareholders can sue the board for not knowing about his health and that he didn’t disclose his health which could’ve caused harm to share prices. It’s not like a traditional lawsuit where everyone gets a bunch of money (except for the lawyers of course) but it would try and retain value for share pricing if Fiat…

I wonder how quickly the shareholder lawsuit against Fiat Chrysler will get filed. I bet there are lawyers chomping at the bit for this one. 

Only if it comes with Russian dressing and none of that 1000 island nonsense 

Why does it still look like a cicada and when are you coming back???

Hell hath no fury.....

If this isn’t COTD the baby birds will be disappointed

Well the practice is always the best part! but in all honesty, it was a bigger life change going from 2 to 3 than it was going from 3 to 4. I have no idea why that is