How was he bad at his job? Did you see how fucking far that dork went?!

For most tennis players, the first fault isn’t usually a problem. Now, if this reopened investigation also concludes that Williams caused the accident, that would be a double fault, and the advantage in the case goes to her opponent.

My internal monologue says “While you’re here, feel free to rub one out,” literally every time I’m in any room by myself.

Look at the dates: That Deadspin post went up two days before the video was uploaded to Youtube. There are entire accounts on Youtube that just copy-paste entire Deadspin articles.

But Dems need to explain how they would improve healthcare. They need an infrastructure plan. They need a plan on how to address the economy.

He just dunked on Risch and Rubio.

I know! It’s amazing how many championships Jordan won without another Hall of Famer in his prime by his side!

If you think MJ’s supporting cast wasn’t markedly stronger than LeBron’s...I disagree.

“Premium speaker”. HA! Nothing with a 4" “subwoofer” is going to be truly “premium” (hint: the laws of physics means that’s impossible. It’s a mid speaker pretending lower ranges just don’t matter that much). This is only “premium” if you don’t really care about sound that much, in which case the Echo is probably…

“And Sonos isn’t a smart speaker.”

That last sentence negates everything else you said

It’s all bullshit. I mean, on one hand, I kind of get not wanting to have to put up with social media campaigns and in-person protests from divorced white uncles around the nation who think that Kaep taking a knee means he should never work a minute again anywhere BECAUSE HE’S A TRAITOR BRO when the player in question…

So then it’s just bullshit.

Japanese guy wins a race and this guy clutches his Pearl Harbors.

I missed part of the first episode but did he go back to the restaurant where they met? I’m guessing they would have her number since her own reservation was actually a week later.

I get unreasonably mad at fictional characters for being so careless, especially when it’s a plot point for most of the episode.

Black galaxy.

I agree with this. I like Dev as a character but his pursuit of Francesca is a fantasy where he just gets what he wants with no consideration of where the relationship will go or what expectations she has of him. She’s giving up a fucking lot — her whole life! — to fulfill his fantasy of the perfect woman and he’s…

So you would prefer JoeMokes?

I don’t believe that married men live longer than unmarried ones, it just feels longer.