Barry, as you know, the owls are not what they seem.

Don’t worry about that, I think even just a regular western chipmunk hide could be sewn on to cover it.

Halfway through the wikipedia page on him, when I read that friendly native Americans “SEWED A BEAR HIDE TO HIS BACK TO COVER THE EXPOSED WOUNDS.” !!!!!!

That’s the first no look, no hands, no shits given inbounds pass. And to up the difficulty, Draymond did it in perfect congruity with the ref!

As an environmental scientists and someone who splits time in the field and in meetings I would wager my credibility would be shot if I showed up without my flannel. That being said its Pendleton or nothing.

Yeah and fontanelle is a type of cheese for poutine right?

Slowbe Brycant

Pasta mayonnaiseball.

Not only did he lose to the Cubs, he was easily out-chilled by a donkey.

Pick a number in white, watch him the whole time, it will be hilarious.

When we were in college a good buddy of mine was in his first year of being involved with Frat life. This led to many many long evenings of heavy drinking and most likely “butt stuff.” He was sick of waking up sick and thought he had figured out a sure-fire way of avoiding the gnarly hangover​ the next morning. He…

Where is Rom Romberts when you need him?

Yeah, as Chargers fan I can tell you, the old can still ball. Picked him up second round in fantasy and I regret nothing.

OK, its stories like this that really nail home my fear of ever even accidentally going to jail. To be locked up with this kind of crazy is fucking terrifying. I’m a normal dude, 29, and not prone to trouble, but isn’t there always the fear in the back of my mind that i fuck up? Crazy is scary shit.

So is there any chance that the government spying and cellphone records collection tools could be employed to find the missing Brady texts? Also something about building 7. I’m off to look for sasquatch.

Bostonians, always deflating.

“You got what you want Brady, Now give da people da aya!!”

Tom Brady thinks all Mexicans are rapists.

I heard Tom Brady got in some hot water with texts messages when he worked at Conde Nast.

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