I think it matters if the kids know or not. If they don’t, that’s fine, we all got skeletons (or poles) in the closet that we hide from kids. But if they do? Can’t say I blame the district. Ain’t nothing good coming from sexualizing a child’s instructor (and you can skip the ignorant “what’s sexual about it?” replies,…

I was in a similar boat, parents were sad/afraid about the whole empty nest thing, but they were also close <2 hours away so it wasn’t as hard-hitting. They were overprotective/overly attached in high school, so I was practically itching to get out. Nothing against them, it’s perfectly normal adolescent behavior to…

Thanks, it’s glad to be somewhere puns are appreciated. No longer must I cast pearls before swine.

Riffles: Like a normal rifle, but made of Ruffles.

I hope they have all that footage, and some gunshot residue checks on the officer’s hands and clothes and some ballistics checks.

Or a Galactic Emperor.

He’s gonna blame it on Zambian.

“What about Chicago?” Well-played, sir.

One to turn it on, and one to turn it back on in case it accidentally gets turned off during the course of furious typing.

hey now! don’t you diss Marky Mark and his Funky Bunch.

Let me Google that for you.

I know exactly a single person with one of these things.

Iberian Pigninsula.

he already mentioned it by its proper name, jamon iberico.

damn kiwis

They will literally surf through time.

Nice God of War (2018) reference.

It’s the Curse of the Carnitas. Once tasted, you will forever be drawn back to Chipotle.

The teenagers I could see, nervous young kids probably afraid of police/the legal system itself, not pressing charges. The truck with adults in it, I don’t see why they wouldn’t press charges. Maybe people just don’t take the threat of a gun seriously.

For whatever reason the people he brandished against did not press charges, in both cases. It is mind-boggling.