I can’t stand this show but absolutely love analysis like this.  None of it make sense but all of it makes me laugh

Honestly I think there's more games trapped on Wii and GameCube that I'd like to see more than the dregs of what the Wii U has left. Skyward Sword (though they'd have to redesign the controls), Paper Mario: Thousand Year Door, Skies of Arcadia...

I use the battery life as my " you have played too much today" notice.

You had my curiosity,  now you have my attention.  I'll try that with the Ree Drummond recipe I use.

JFC. Butter your eggs? And don’t forget to fry them in Pig LARD.

After making broth a few times, we purchased a 6qt model specifically just for that.

No mention of the Instant Pot? Bone broth in 4 hours instead of 24!

For those of us who don't have the game could you maybe provide screenshots or like a video? 

Haven’t tried Cosmic Crisps yet, but I will still second your nomination of the Pink Lady as the best apple.  Better than a Honeycrisp.

Do you want crossfitters? Because that’s how you get crossfitters.

If you can afford the $250 drink, you can afford the tip. But buy the bottle instead. If a single pour costs $250, the bottle probably costs $500 - 1000 and you will get 12 large pours instead of 1 small one.

Nothing's better than to dunk an Oreo in milk after a murder.

I’m a Tanquerey fan and I can definitely tell if it’s Bombay Sapphire instead of Tanqueray no matter if I’m drinking it straight or with tonic.

Press F to Deadspin Forever.

Alright y’all, since it is frigging freezing here in Colorado today, I am going to share my secret. English muffin, toast it, swab some peanut butter on it, put it BACK in the toaster oven so the PB melts, crack an egg how you like it, then throw that shit together in a gooey good sandwich.

Silent Violent Haze is also the name of the new Ben and Jerry’s flavor specifically marketed at the lactose intolerant.

Technically correct, yes, but does your version contain “wang”? It does not.

The final pitch was way too close for Sanchez to argue as much as he did, even if we ignore everything else that happened in that AB. Probably a ball but not exactly shocking it was called a strike.

Thank you so much for putting this in my head for the next couple of hours: