yeah, Silksong and Sports Story were the two I wanted most and :( 

I did an overnight in Lincoln, Nebraska on the way to Colorado once. It seemed like a nice town surrounded by a whole lot of flat. Which is the general fate of nice places in the Midwest.

This is the most attention my people’s meatbread sandwich (is it a sandwich THO???) has ever gotten. Worth noting that Runza the restaurant pretty much owns the name.. they forced the public schools to call them Nebraska Buns decades ago. Last year they introduced vegetarian Runzas and hooo, I had some moments.

It’s fucking awful!! but thank god for that latest tab!

“But! CNN found another group of scientists who may have a solution to this problem.”

When I read the title

People are fucking stupid and Twitter is a vile cesspool. 

Wow, no Metroidvania lovers on staff anymore, eh? Were it my list, it’s gotta be:
1) Super Metroid - platforming never felt so free, and learning to explore this game out of order is so delightful that 25 years after its release it still feels fresh and exciting every time I start it up.

Use a fork

By a mile.  How did Chef’s knife last till the 6th pick?  It is more useful than anything else on that list.  Way more useful than a cast iron skillet, not to mention a microplaner or fish spatula.

Aimee, runaway.  Only one I would have added is “kitchen towel”.  It insulates, it cleans, it dries, it stanches bloodflow, it keeps hands oil-free.  

Don’t care. Strawberries are the best. Hands down. I’ll eat them regardless. Stomach acid will take care of pests.

In both cases, whether you use 100 grams or 36 grams as a serving, the cereal is 56-58% sugar

Yeah, but you need a little bit of sog for Cap’n Crunch.  Otherwise it’ll cut your mouth up.  

I ate eat smaller bowls, but more of them.

How could you not think it? It’s impossible!

My wife says I can never quite find the onion.

I have a Jeep so I should get 707999

Plenty of his own recipes call for pureeing whole peeled into smaller chunks via immersion blender or a food mill or varying apparatus.

I have a very annoying tomato intolerance (mostly pertains to raw/sliced) and sometimes my hands get itchy when I’m crushing whole peeled by hand. My easy tomato crushing hack was to…

My 1st grader is still in his front facing car seat. As the article mentions, the weight limit is 65 pounds and he still has 20 pounds to go. He has complained about wanting a booster seat like many of his friends, but we have stood firm.