To be fair, all he has to do is ask himself what his brother would do, and then not do that.

Worst take I’ve seen today. Sure, let’s take a snickers and remove the tastiest and best textured part and you are left with a Milky Way.  I bet you like 3 Musketeers too!

Planes fly due to the Bernoulli effect. And because I know this, I was able to nail the goddamn New Yorker and their legendary fact-checkers such that they had to print this correction!

Please get your hands on the Dasani lime one and report back. I wish I could go back in time and taste lime seltzer anew all over again.

I am not about to suggest you make cacio e pepe with shaker parm

Turning into salt? That’s asking a Lot.

I see your doughnut holes suggestion, but with Entenmann’s chocolate glazed off the board, why draft the subpar version that you can’t play Edward Doughnut Hands with?

That last minute of the game was the most fun I’ve had watching an NFL game in years

I’m solidly on team peanut butter cup, but I actually prefer the Trader Joe’s dark chocolate ones to Reese’s. Freezing them gives you some texture to chew on instead of just gumming them and smooshing them with your tongue.

If the excess is going to waste anyhow, you could always make a trash-panda bloody mary.

Personally, I think more people would respond to aesthetic effects than anything else. I love a full-sugar Coke and drank a lot more than I should have in my teen years. I effectively stopped (I have 1 or 2 a year now) because my teeth were being destroyed. Add to that the fact that dental work is really expensive and…

Given that and most younger students come home in the early afternoon, this is a fine and healthy eating pattern.

Yeah, growing up, my elementary school was 8-3, and high school was 8-2:45. We probably had 45-60 minutes in the former for lunch + recess, and I think it was 40 minutes in the latter for lunch.

This is definitely true. The more familiar you are with the testing and regulations that apply to crops (and I’m only super familiar with those that apply to fresh market fruits and vegetables which are slightly different than field crops), the more you realize that there is a lot of science about how pesticides are…

I truly hope that the Royals can now break through the unofficially acknowledged barrier to advancement that has been limiting them with their old owner. Hopefully some old columnist will come up with a term to describe it.

A Starbucks tall is 12 ounces; grande is 16; venti is 20. (The trenta—good lord—is 31 ounces.) You should order none of these. What you should order is a “short.”

It knows what it did.

No Gin and Tonics? I prefer that over the Gin Martini.

Pretty much everybody owns an egg seperator. They just call it a slotted spoon.