Celebrating mediocrity, the American way

This comment looks like two people having sex. 

The flats have the better skin-to-meat ratio (which is to say, MORE SKIN), providing you with maximum deliciousness per gram of protein consumed.

i humbly request an Lifehacker article on this.

Not sure how you put Budweiser and Coors Banquet next to each other as if they are equals. Bud is so over sweet I can’t stomach it, while Coors original is probably the best of the macro lagers.

I have to disagree with you here. A lot of the smokey flavor of the grill is generated by fat dripping onto the hot coals or heating element. You severely minimize this by using a skillet. I do have a Weber grill pan to prevent small items from falling in. that does have small holes that would allow some of that fat…

We need THAT guy in the movie. TOPP! GUNN???

You get a star for “don’t shuck on a carpet.” 

Take the tassels at the end and separate into two separate halves. Take ends and as much loose husk in each hand, and pull until the husk is open to the base. Twist or crack off base, and spin ear of corn on one hand to remove errant silks. Place shucked corn on clean plate, tray, etc, and tackle the next one. And…

It seems like Carlos Cordeiro misprounces her name until you realize this dude wrote his speech.  

Honestly, watching that, I think it was the result of the rather fouly Spanish side and calling that a foul as a reaction, less than it being a terribly aggressive penalty. A makeup if you will. If they hadn’t been beating up Morgan all day, it may not have been initially called. And since it was called, you couldn’t…

It was a real clumsy late hit with the sole of the foot. It was a dive with a fair amount of contact, and yet the call was confirmed with VAR. Spain had been playing the foul first mentality for every challenge so far this game and it worked against them there.

As a similar expert, I’d have to agree. It wasn’t the most blatant of fouls, but that sort of spikes-on-leg has been called several times so it would be inconsistent not to...but still...

I would say that about 95% of Bears fans are still pissed about it.

They are, and they’re highly underrated. Better than fucking Kix, for fuck’s sake. I’m getting way too heated over breakfast cereal here.

All the way the fuck in on this. I was hoping for Metroid footage, but the sequel to one of my all-time favorite games will do. Looks so dark and so good!!!

Take a scoop of chilled vinager slaw and drop a scoop of hot German potato salad next to it.  Serve with a smoked meat, go with brisket. 

This is a killer comment.

I once dated a girl from Cambridge, NE and went to that very small town with her for her brother’s wedding.  The richest people in town had “Kool Aid” money, and those people built the golf course in town, which anyone could use whenever they wanted, and we did.  All-in-all it was a good week.

You are wrong.