Bears. Battlestar Galactica.

I kind of thought Instant Pots were overrated, and then I made stock that you could sculpt after a night in the refrigerator. Now my Instant Pot is almost a uni-tasker for making stock, and I’m very ok with that.

YOU MADE A SWASTIKA DIDN’T YOU. >:(

I’d go somewhere between 15% and 20%. And in this case, you can bet I’m going pre-tax. You can be generous while still taking into account the amount of work being done.

So lazy I didn’t even click the news article link... it’s right there, idiot!

Can someone who is less lazy than me please find and post a picture of this can?

I like Mrs. Renfro’s if I can’t find Melina’s. Medium is perfect, but (perhaps not shockingly) mixing mild and hot gets you there too.

This is great - the paragraph about the “mother-in-law” makes me well up with melting pot American Pride™.

Is there any actual difference between a Ho Ho and a Swiss Cake Roll? If no one here can tell me, I guess I’ll just have to do my own extensive research.

Instead, order the $4 bottle of Bud Light, because that’s a great value!

Refrigerated RPBCs are a big yes for me for reasons similar to yours. I’ll have to try frozen with the kids’ buckets of Halloween candy.

WHAT TIME???

“I’m annoyed but not surprised that he brings half his lunch home and eats it after school most days.”

Short lunches allow for a time accounting trick where schools can count teaching hours during lunch. And really it’s not the “short” part so much as the “rotating” part - splitting one period into multiple lunch sessions. So if you have school from 8:00 to 3:30, you can say you taught for 7.5 hours. If you have school…

Does no one care about the ratio of frosting to cake? The wedge method is obviously inefficient from a cake surface area standpoint, but this... uhh... “scientific” method completely ignores this critical piece of data. Come on scientists. This is why people don’t trust you.

Muhammed is a fine pick, and should probably be second (maybe third) to Jesus. Also, probably all Muslims know who Jesus is/was, whereas many Westerners are dumb about non-Judeo-Christian religions, so I think it would be a pretty distant second.

Also - use a very, very, very sharp (and NOT serrated) knife.

Shell-to-shell is the absolute least hygienic way, and while I admit salmonella is highly unlikely in eggs from a USA grocery store, I still don’t like the method.

You can have good, cheap, or fast. Pick two one Subway.

Don’t get me wrong - I love chips and salsa. Lately I’ve been really liking Melina’s medium salsa. It’s just right. But I also like nachos, which usually have salsa AND sour cream, and you know what? They’re good. I like food. If you don’t want the chips with salsa and sour cream, I will eat them.