My inclination is to avoid roasting athletes for stupid shit they say in interviews/press conferences, so my first instinct was to try to come up with some mitigating rationale for this remark. I got nuthin’. Newton’s just an a-hole.

He seems to have learned, he is wildly offensive.

This is an impressive display of douchebaggery. The funny thing is that all those people who hate him for being a black quarterback are now going to be fans because of his misogyny. “He’s just not POLITICALLY CORRECT, YOU FEMALE SNOWFLAKE!”

After the election and inauguration it was about two or three times a day. The “For Chrissakes Donald Trump is President?!?” feeling waned to maybe once a week, but then, I stopped paying so much attention to the news. Nowadays, I’m 3 or 4 times per week... there is a trend where he stirs up shit for a day or two and…

Weeden—and not, say, a younger quarterback who actually played or started last year, and whose skill set and scheme experience would be a closer match for the offense run by Mariota.

“Why won’t you sign Colin Kaepernick?”

As the one Titan’s fan on here, I truly baffled by this. Kaep is the best fit of anyone out there by far. You can’t even do the “He’s a running QB so he won’t fit in our system excuse.

I can’t tell if he’s standing under that flag when the anthem plays. Someone let me know whether I should be upset or not.

Why are you worried about a player’s health and safety when there are still players out there disrespecting the flag in some vague fashion?

Eh, maybe. The thing is that LA has a ton of fans of pretty much every team (except, ironically, the chargers) who can easily go to the game and are willing to shell out for the once in 2 or 4 or 8 year event that is their team coming to town. I’m sure some people will make a weekend out going to Vegas to see their…

At first I read “two Pennsyvania fans who took over...”, which would also be correct.

Dang! And there is no possible way we could stay somewhere else in the metro area, and perhaps also fit in a visit to, say any of the nearby national forests, or go even a bit further to Sequoia!

I’ll scrap the whole idea. Thanks. DISASTER AVERTED.

Oh God, here we go again

What is dead may never die.

Bad take: Deadspin mostly consists of nerds with really screechy voices. I only made it 3 minutes in

Like, it reads as if its a parody of the right-wing position on this. It’s insanity.

People in New England are as soft about heat as people in Texas are about cold.

Because I am playing for the Vikings.

This is the “Why isn’t there a WHITE History Month?” of sports.

I wish they had accepted and then shown up to Obama’s house for a bbq.