Since I didn’t spend a minute of my Sunday watching Colts/Jags (shocking, I know) I gotta ask: Were the Colts relying on just the o-line and sending out 5 receivers every play? Or did the coaches realize what was happening and keeping people back to help.

Scott Pruitt will give a pep talk before the game to assure both teams it’s actually a balmy 70 degrees.

You would think that, of all institutions, the NFL would understand the value of sometimes just keeping your mouth shut. I mean, it’s possible they’ve even tried it once themselves.

It doesn’t really make sense to judge the trajectory of a person’s entire career if you’re going to ignore 90% of it.

You seem like a real cool dude.

Could he BE any more of a mess?

I think it’s unrealistic and puritanical to suggest that it’s wrong for men—or women—to make a comment amongst themselves about an attractive person they observe. I mean...isn’t that half the point of people-watching? To me, there’s a huge difference between privately making a flattering comment about a woman’s ass…

So as somebody who is married and has 2 friends, one of which is my brother and whose sex life I know absolutely zero about as it and women in general never come up in conversation, and the other who is training for the Olympics in track and who might be asexual - I still can’t figure it out, what am I supposed to do?…

What you are describing isn’t a conversation. It is a lecture with a short Q&A.

He might be a different type of 5 star recruit then!

Someone kneeds attention.

“I’m donating my game checks too! Just in a different way.”

+Vontaze Burfict+

Dark Angel is the first one I remembered. Because Jessica Alba.

Yes, everyone knows that real men just sit around claiming that people that do things that they don’t are not real men.

It’s a bummer Houston didn’t trade Tom Savage to the Browns, then you could’ve had Hogan and Savage on the same depth chart. The Micro Powers, if you wiiiill, daddeh.

Matt Cassel is always available, reason being he sucks.

They’ve elected Paul Ryan eight (!) times, Scott Walker twice, and Trump once. “DERP DERP KAEPERNICK” is the state motto.

Durrrrrr.

Thats one of the better sentences in here, and its not good. Do you have an editor, man, or is your barf considered above reproach?

Dude, have you met Trump voters? Trump could shit in their salad and they’d still vote for him.

Well, I haven’t met one that would eat a salad, if that’s what you mean.