I would like to put travel coffee cups in this category. You don’t need 30 different ones and you definitely don’t need to keep buying more. I know for a fact you only use three of those yet they fall out of the cupboard because you have so many.

It sips herbal tea while criticizing the work ethic of millennials.

This was a valid question before Bradford even got hurt.....

The Vikings fans do not skew blue, though.

Or even worse...Jason Peters.

Hey remember when the Bills traded Marshawn Lynch?

He looks like a Dothraki power bottom.

You know what a girl with no hobbies makes her hobby? You. She’s sweet but dull and wants to “be with you” all the time, which will result in weekends spent having brunch and puttering around crappy street fairs and those awful craft towns like New Hope. She doesn’t really have any friends, she just has drinks with…

That’s childish and below the belt.

You’re comparing a top 3 player’s performance to a role player, and then admitting you didn’t watch the games. No, his performance will not be remembered as any of Robert Horry’s trips to the Finals by anybody who watches basketball.

Kids shouldn’t subject their moms to Marchman’s terrible takes.

Is she related to Barry Sanders? Cuz she knows how to spin the fuck out of any troubling situation.

“Coach, we really have a chance to bruise their backs and genitals here..”

His line is still 500/529/1125

Every team’s championship is attributable to one or more role players stepping up in a meaningful way. They don’t deserve some masturbatory pomp and circumstance when they slowly fade out of professional baseball.

Yes, that is the year he might break the record for “Most home runs to occupy the seventh-place position on the single-season home runs chart.”

Hmm, that’s weird because MLB’s official website seems to think that 73, a number which is larger than 61, is the record. You should contact them to tell them that 61 is actually a larger number.

Your denial of objective reality is almost cute.

Then again, Maris broke the record with fewer plate appearances than Ruth and hit actual home runs (no one knows exactly how many of Babe Ruth’s 61 were what we could count as ground-rule doubles now)

For 2017, for sure.