Slid his pivot foot?!? He’s doing a fucking tap dance routine out there!

As a Sixers fan I support not having a three point line as it means we are likely to lose by 20 points instead of 25.

TV Announcer: He’s Boban Marjanovic

You don't go cancelling Taco Tuesday without repercussions.

Chip is kill

Poor Rivers just having to play his career in the same Conference as Brady, Manning, and Big Ben. Crazy stat. Since Rivers got drafted in 2004. Only four QBs from the AFC have been in the Super Bowl. Those three from above and then one trip for Flacco.

I love how DidYouEatMyFace gets offended whenever someone DARES to keep ONE FUCKING DISCUSSION away from the Patriots. Seriously - I don’t say this lightly, so it’s with absolute sincerity: you guys are the fucking worst.

The Patriots also lost to the Jets, and also no one fucking cares about the Patriots on an article about the Cardinals.

Lemme guess. Patriots fan?

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Pats are 8th in the league in points allowed.

This play was Too Short for that.

Can we keep the meme going? It's too much fun. Is 14-2 as funny? Please!!!

He definitely did. The question is: Can he?

The whole “toddler business school” set of responses really slays me for some reason.

He is the worst at speaking words with his mouth in all the world.

Is Reggie Miller the worst announcer in all of sports, or just the NBA?

No. His hand was higher than the rim on release, but the ball still arced to the hoop.

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