It was easily this: http://adequateman.deadspin.com/how-to-answer-…

Always gotta be a highlight truther in there somewhere.

Wait, Rondo had a coach named Voulgaris? That’s where the bad influence for being foul-mouthed must be coming from.

“You’re a mother———- faggot. … You’re a f——— faggot, Billy.”

Who brings a girl they’ve known for 3 weeks to meet the family for Christmas?

Counterpoint: continue outsourcing our tales of woe (it’s always woe) because they are nearly always interesting reads.

Jesus is the only one who can perform miracles, like having a perfect 15-1 season.

“Well, what will $100 get me?”

Yea, 41.6% of the time this season.

who would be that unreasonable? my dumb holiday party should trump your livelihood. yeah that makes no sense.

I’d agree if the Panthers were undefeated, but they looked bad in that one loss.

I’m curious why “laser tag” and “movie” make this list. Do people in Cleveland call these things “electromagnetic hide-n-go-seek” and “silver halide session”?

Once I called out of work to attend a birthday party being held at the restaurant I worked at. Not sure which is less explicable: why I thought that was a good idea, or why I wasn’t fired.

Thanks, Tim! Also, I really hope the Deadcast isn’t, well, dead.

I took the bait and looked this up. Pretty unbelievable box score. He went 1-15, 0-7 from three. In Madsen’s 61 other games played in 05-06, how many threes did he attempt? ZERO. Also he never attempted another three in the remainder of his NBA career, spanning 95 games.

A perfect example of 76ers fans’ delusion is calling a player, who is mediocre at the absolute very best, Big Shot Bob. That nickname is taken by somebody much, much better and much, much more accomplished, buddy.

Also:

Lmfao. Is that Spider-Man?

I knew I’d seen that shirt somewhere before...