That’s what I expected, but does anyone who lives outside of 1)the south 2)a town of 10,000 people or less actually say “gals?

So girls are to boys as women are to men. In that case, and I ask this with sincerity, what is the female, age-neutral equivalent of “guys?”

Assumption?

They’re praising her like a hero on The Root.

If she had released a video of the owner snorting coke (rich guy in Miami? Of course he does.) then she’d be right. But what clout or influence does an O-Line coach have?

Eli, your thoughts?

To be fair, he’s so goddamn old that he thinks 1865 was 100 years ago, at which point we were all good.

What person has verbally said the name “LeBron” the most number of times since LeBron James was born in 1984?

Remember when he used to whip the ball into double coverage and get away with it, because he was one of the few guys who had the kind of arm strength necessary to play reckless and make it work? Remember when he used to scramble around, get his head up, and throw the kind of ball off his back foot that most…

Geno Smith had a different approach to this situation:

Notice something in Jones’ words? He didn’t even say “country” or “military,” just flag. Mindless flag worship.

I’ve come to expect nothing less from The Root.

It’s funny to see a female talking about soccer.

It’s funny to hear a Deadspin commenter talk about penalties.

I’m so glad I ate this after lunch, otherwise I would have lost my appetite.

I know you mean no harm, but maybe following up a comment about someone being cheap with “oh vey” is not the best look.

I was more reminded of this one:

Packers at Cowboys: Did you know Mark Schlereth is a color commentator now on Fox? I didn’t realize it until last week, when I heard incoherent babbling coming from Dick Stockton’s broadcast partner and I was like, “Oh God, is that... oh no,” and it was!

Somehow I think that an ESPN comment base that always upvotes “kitchen” jokes to the top won’t find anything wrong with this.

By cornering the market on clever comments, Mina is pointing out that Cam’s comment won’t fly.