“Stephen Curry is hestitating, therefore invitation is withdrawn!”

My favorite headline about these signings was definitely:

Kaepernick isn’t on a roster because he’s too good to be a backup and will thus cause a controversy, or simply not good enough to be a starter, depending on who you ask. Does that make sense? Of course not.

BTW, I took a quick survey of the staff and they were nearly unanimous in saying they preferred Pop Tarts to Toaster Strudel.

It’s not that he’s too tall to kneel, it’s that he is so tall that even if he is kneeling, he looks like he is standing up.

Favre lives in Mississippi now, right? He’s not that close.

OT Rees Odhiambo, who was taken to a hospital with trouble breathing after a hit to the chest, or DE Cliff Avril, who left the game with a neck injury, or CB Jeremy Lane, who departed with a groin injury. But none of those three players rack up fantasy points.

There’s a paywall, so I’ll wait for Drew to rip into Gregggg Dan later today.

KYLE WAGNER

“They got film on him and figured him out”

Not one mention of Cleveland amongst all the replies?

When my jack sock is involved, usually I blast only one forearm. Oh, you said forehand.

Don’t forget hiding behind the shield of the military when criticizing behind these players.

[Adam] Jones said: “Baseball is a white man’s sport.”

Seems like every Vikings QB of the last 20 years is either a washed up former star, total bust, or has knees made of shredded paper.

*two quarterbacks with knee issues

The Browns tried it, unfortunately they never found the rest of the offense.

we’re only five years removed from a Joe Flacco-Colin Kaepernick Super Bowl.