spends all day prowling breakfast buffets and jacking off in a hotel room

Check the FB comments on the ESPN link to this story if you want to rip your hair out.

I mean, he’s no Ryan Vogelsong.

Deadspin, the type of guy to do a college football preview DURING the season.

At least Phil Simms has an MVP.

That .240/12/40 line though. Very reminiscent of Adam LaRoche at the All-Star break.

Yes, that guy is a dick.

Oh man the “soccer players are pussies” crowd is gonna love this one.

This is some Stupid Logic right here.

The QB would tell us “Wing Right 87 Pitch on set” and the whole huddle would gasp. “Oh wow, we’re going on set! They’ll never see it coming!” Then I would false start.

It reminds me of the old Bad Quarterback League on Grantland, which I enjoyed.

I’m pretty sure reading an entire book would take you OUT of the running.

I think you mean “KYLE WAGNER.”

He(is this ok?) meant “it” as in the statement said that.

Nah, it’s 3rd and short, the angle just makes it LOOK long.

The Raiders might be the the blackest team in the league. They even have a black center. Hell, a black punter!

and look to you and your (wife’s) children first, because fish in a barrel.

It recently dawned on me that the Democratic party has been VERY underwhelming electorally for the last 50 years.