Don’t let this development ever let you forget that the Atlanta Falcons blew a 25 point lead in the SuperBowl.

I don’t care if I bothered you. It changed my life.[....] Have some compassion.

The guy I used to date was hella cool until he started vaping, then he instantly turned into a douchebro who’d blow clouds at strangers in public and insist he has the right to vape indoors and in any public space.

Clinton tried to reach out to Bernie supporters with words, and little action. One glaring example is bringing on a VP candidate that was another centrist, and was the only person in America capable of losing a debate to Mike Pence. And they still voted for her in larger numbers than Clinton voters did for Obama.

Why doesn’t the NBA mind the player-for-a-day thing when it comes to Derrick Rose?

In other news, the Dems way over-performed in the special election down in a blood-red Kansas district, tonight, losing by single digits. Let me say this again: A seat that went to Trump by almost 30 points a few months ago was nearly won by a civil rights lawyer. No one expected it to be this close, and it bodes very…

I have to say, Trump is making my arguments with my Republican co-workers so fucking easy these days. They can’t respond to half the stuff I point out.

The contest took place at the MGM Hotel and Casino, and the league’s gambling policy prohibits players from appearing at promotional events at casinos.

So Tony Romo is dying and that’s why this is happening?

It’s interesting and a bit weird whenever a celeb shaves off their famous beard.

And that is the problem.

There is actual sports news going on now.

I think the point is that if a consenting adult wants to have a contractual relationship with another adult and there’s no rule against it, why should the school intervene?

NCAA: “There are 380,000 NCAA student-athletes, and most of them will go pro in something other than sports. We’ll be the only pimp, thank you very much”

Honestly, it’s refreshing to see rules applied equally to NCAA men and women.

Furiously downloading the SeekingArrangement app.

BTW, I do miss Gawker still.

What next, meat from a can is gross? Get off my lawn elitist.

Ah the old anti-can foolishness. I assume you prefer your beer tapped straight from a giant can instead? You may know that giant can as “a keg”?

Actually a lot of very excellent craft beers come exclusively in cans. Cans protect beer from light, and therefore protect it from going bad. These are also modern lined cans that no longer impart any taste like older cans do.