*eyeroll* This tired schtick?

Hamilton,

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

FIFA, guys, just make an NIT Tournament for the countries that don’t get in. It’ll still have a few decent European teams, and you’re forgetting the most important element: Two tournaments means two host nations. Which means soooooooo many more bribes.

Yeah this is all good and great but will the Chicago Fire win the World Cup now that they have Bastian Schweinsteiger? 

War criminal. Fuck him.

London!

Precisely! Paul Ryan is a “wonk” in the sense that most undergraduate students are “wonks.” (I include the 18-22 year old version of myself in this group). They have ideologies on how the world should work but never get into actually playing out how those ideologies may be functionally enacted and the consequences of…

If they had two guns each this wouldn’t have happened. - The NRA

repeal and replace this administration.

Things are not looking good for Donkey Kong’s Trump-supporting second cousin, Honkey Kong.

He didn’t call you dumb, or unlearned. Like, at all. What he said is true for much of America, POC or not. The vast majority of Americans were more familiar with Hillary Clinton. As more people learned about Bernie, more people liked him. His popularity kept rising and he’s still one of the most popular politicians in…

Are you kidding me, though? Because my child is 13 and due to mental illness I’ve had to leave her alone with doctors and therapists quite a few times. Please do not assign the blame on this to anyone other than the person responsible - this fucking asshole of a man.

This is where President Trump always comes out ahead on these exchanges (at least in the eyes of the people who vote for him). A person making an attempt at intellectual honesty says something like “there’s no evidence that...”. That’s responsible. It’s very hard to prove 100% that something didn’t happen. So…

This is insulting to children and babies.

Yes, you’re right. It definitely is not a sports entertainment promotion featuring musclebound men wearing sparkly spandex costumes slamming each other around for spectacle. It’s some whole other, more serious thing.

Yes, it is starting to look like that.

“’10% of NFL teams”? Why not just say ‘a handful’?”

As if I couldn’t hate the man more, I also know it’s going to take me 3 hrs to get home bc of his stupid rally. I know hate him even more.