Chanukah doesn’t start until next week, so here’s the obligatory chaser:

The GOP sold its soul 35 years ago with Reagan. The rest is just shit circling down the drain into a herpes infected cesspool.

Tonight’s guest on “How to tell someone is not from New York”

Nope. Oliver brought up harassment allegations against Hoffman while they were discussing a movie centered around harassment allegations. It’s literally the perfect time to ask Hoffman about them.

I dunno, seems pretty rude of her to step on Lennay Kekua while she’s down.

Bitcoin isn’t real?

I bet Don Jr. wishes he was as strong as his brother Eric. Dude can’t even pet a fluffy rabbit without breaking its neck.

He, like many, probably lost faith in this website after Clark the Cub failed to clear 75% in the 2014 Hall of Fame vote.

You’re conflating my online persona with my real-world one. Online, I satisfy all of those requirements. In the real world, shut up. I don’t want to talk about it.

I’m all for creative license, KinjaNinja, but this premise goes way too far!

It will rise again...just give it like 20 minutes.

quite frankly - the reason the accusations are coming out is because only now women are feeling more empowered about speaking of past crimes. Roy can thank Mr Weinstein for the change.

I hope that’s a direction they do go, since his crimes led to him resigning from Congress, dropping out of the NYC mayoral race and now serving a 21-month prison sentence. Really, I couldn’t hope for better for ol’ Judge Roy.

Why do I have the feeling you’re a Boston sports fan?

1. It’s a story about a greatly beloved ballplayer that died in an air accident. I don’t know if you’ve ever flown, there are so many things that can go wrong causing erratic flight. We have no clue what was happening in the plane shortly before the crash.

2. Felger…

Your decision to abbreviate the word “unfortunately” (and only that word) is even more unsettling than this guy’s remarks.

I don’t want to Monday Morning QB your editor but I think we probably would have figured out “Boston” from the rest of the headline.

I also bumped into Jeff Fisher on a checkout line recently. It was at a 7-Eleven in Montana. However, after he left it was a 7-Nine.

Trump’s presidency forced me to have The Talk with my Hispanic fiancee.