I didn't know Toyota went into the bicycle business; first Subaru gets a ride, now BMW gets a ride; who's next?

Vick was never anything but remorseful, though, whereas AP thinks everyone needs to get off his shit.

I still don't see what BMW brings to the table in this arrangement. I'd be surprised if the company that built the LF-A didn't already know everything BMW knows and then some about carbon fiber construction, and I'm absolutely certain that the company that built the 2JZ-GTE doesn't need any lessons on how to build…

The Z4 moniker should be jettisoned as it has no brand value after so many years of failure.

Oh for the love of...!

Yeah, but the Eagles signed Vick after we found out he was a horrible person, and Riley Cooper had his breakout season after he let everyone know how he feels about black people.

Well, he is very, very dumb, and very, very Christian. I'm not saying the two are correlated, but when they overlap you get people like Peterson.

Arabic, Persian, who cares, emirite?

But it does mix well with rage, self-loathing, and self-fulfilling prophecies. So, in a way, he's brought Philadelphia together.

Chip Kelly has put all us Eagles fans on Prozac this offseason. Which, to be honest, doesn't mix well with Lager and nitrous balloons.

Boo-fucking-hoo, Magary. You know that feeling of dread when you think of your team's best player leaving town with no compensation for the team whatsoever? Multiply that by one-fucking-hundred and you'll know what it's like to be an Eagles fan right now. Oh, no! Our best skill-position player may get released for…

As a Browns fan I offer you zero sympathy and hope your team burns in the most fiery way possible.

Confusing the crash with a German bomb, Hollande immediately texted Merkel, "We Surrender."

Look what you've done...

GT3FUP

Ferrari: "GTO."

England is the new France. Buncha tea-drinkin' surrender monkeys.

First Need For Speed, now the GT3.... dammit Porsche, stop being such a bunch of Nazis with your brand.

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