The most absurd thing I've heard someone say is that miller lite tastes great and is less filling.

Thats not oil, its indicator fluid.

Seriously... car guys... failed resto... back to former glory by original manufacturer...

The Average Joe will learn how to use Google and visit Home Depot real quick if they get a four-thousand dollar bill.

Five Barf Stains- Your Self-Esteem As A Parent:

Who cares? That thing is awesome.

You shut your mouth right now! Bieber might have someone who can read this stuff to him, and the tasteless shit still has too much bloody money.

Maybe your boner was blocking your vision.

It must be lonely out there sitting on that curb all by your lonesome, a little rain cloud hovering over you as you look through the window into the nice, warm, fun party we're all having in here.

Secret message to Ferrari in this distorted reflection?

My first mod? Draining all my blinker fluid. Saves weight!

The story of the "four-wheel-drive reconnaissance car" tender in 49 is bonkers. The biggest hurdle most companies faced was the weight limit, with the Willys MB ending up at a (relatively) whopping 2543lb.

Is this available flesh lined? It's already going to be warm from the exhaust...

Let's be real. We are all secretly waiting for this.

First of all, my name is Kathy even less than yours is Keithy. Secondly, go shut the fuck up and find a corner to stare at.

Let's say that you have to run a mile in order to drink an alcoholic beverage. You can save up as many miles as you want and cash them in for drinks later. How would you go about this dilemma? Would you become a marathon runner? Or drastically reduce your beer intake?

Aaron didn't list any rules or constraints on his stand-up routine so you TOTALLY whiffed on your advice. I am assuming that his friends are going to be there to watch him bomb. Its a perfect set up for him to kill the room and shit all over his friends. His first line should be an honest explanation of why he is…

Reading that for the payoff was so worth it.

Easy, tell her you want to fuck her best friend.