Oh! I didn't realize that was Hinch.... Makes it even worse, love that guy.

Beaker is a great name for Drew. Still fuck the Patriots

Excellent, wish I could star job you for that.

I like Garopollo so far, hope he does well, Still fuck the Pat’s and their apologists.

Especially deplorable coming out of Tom fucking Brady. Imagine if David Beckham was caught lying and cheating. Sesame Street and lying douchebags tend to clash. Fuck Tom, Pat's fans and Kraft.

Then why did Tom call Jim after this came out? Just to say hello? Oh and “you haven’t done anything wrong”. Sounds exactly like little kids trying to convince themselves that mommy will buy the lie. More like “they’ve got nothing on us, if you keep your mouth shut”

I agree that because it’s the Pat’s more ppl want blood. That doesn’t excuse any of this and the big thing for me is tom telling whichever guy “you’ve done nothing wrong” well, haven't been caught anyways... And why the long phone call after the shit hit the fan? When tom hadn't spoke to the guy in months? I don't…

Start a “Horrible wait staff/ horrible Chef” column and let’s really get the party started. I’ve long forgotten all the stupid customer stories probably because I was never FOH. But, wait staff who suck? I have a million stories there, I’m sure plenty of wait staff have dealt with dickhead BOH staff.

This is the best thing in the whole post! We appreciate the effort, Nicole, since it's already been chopped it lost much Jalop-cred.

Yes.

Ok, señor asschaps. I don’t give a fuck about the footballs or the cunt hair of competitive edge it may have given the Pat’s. I care about the blatant lies. If no rules were broken, only bent, then why lie about knowing McNally? Why not cooperate fully? Because Tom knew it was wrong, still does. I’m sure most if not…

A Patriots fan I can respect. Brady is nowhere near Goat, tho.

Dude, this is a team that has clearly had no problem “bending the rules” before. Tom knew, Tom gave gifts to these employees and you don't find any of this suspicious? It's hard to take you serious when you're clearly biased and clearly a patriots fan.

Only motive I can think of is somebody really didn't like the guy and used buying his car as a way to lure him someplace. If the car is there and nobody is claiming to have bought it that day then, wtf? Had to be something like this or just a thrill kill. Terrible tragedy.. RIP young fella.

ok, sure. I might be a little angry if somebody burned an American flag, but what I wouldn't do is find the next someone of the nation who burnt said flag, and murder them.

If you put the bullet in a steel tube and smack the ass end with something it will fire. Kids all over Thailand make these and use them in their University gang wars.... Yes, the gang wars here are over which trade school you attend. Oh, plenty more than 100 people have been killed by pen-guns here alone.

His treatment was fighting

Drew, I was kidding about the halftime shows.

Nope, rejected. It's dick, has been for some time now, lad.

Agree, wish we had more of an international commentariat.