This Season, on Mindhunter. 

Apparently Jenna is confusing inherent hotness for religion in her successes, because it certainly isn’t her acting skills.

Later, the GOP tweeted out a sketch of Ted Cruz when he was a hottie.

Yay, I found a sane person!

I’m honestly as tired as the “John McCain was a terrible terrible person who no one should say nice things about” pieces as the “John McCain was last of a rare and noble breed of American statesmen” pieces. Dude died just yesterday, and in my universe, it’s still poor manners to interrupt other people’s mourning with…

It was a gift! I treasure it.

It warms my cold dead heart that you own a cross-stitched piece (and a subversive one at that!).

Thank you! Fuck that. I have never wanted children. So I’m not supposed to have sex EVER? How stupid.

Seriously though can you imagine the collective scream from men if women genuinely took this advice? I would maybe have had sex once every three years, and now that I’m done having kids I guess my husband is done having sex! Forever! If men have a problem with it they can take it to Scott Lloyd. 

So! I have discovered that “unindicted co-conspirator” fits perfectly in the “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” cadence of the same theme. If you will allow me a moment:

I appreciate the pettiness of using the worst possible photo of her.

“The Trump National Hudson Valley? Why, she died on the way to prom night 50 years ago…”

Yeah, which George Takei passes they’ll do a montage of Jackie Chan, Bruce Lee and Margaret Cho. 

The Supreme Court didn’t rule on the anti-discrimination aspect of the case

“But this is over bus seats, ultimately something unimportant. All the seats are the same. I’m just saying, pick your battles.”

The difference is that he won on a technicality in the first case. SCOTUS pointedly declined to rule on whether someone can use their religious views as justification for denying services. What SCOTUS *did* rule was that the original court was not thorough enough in its analysis of Phillips’s religious viewpoints and…

He was jealous. And feces jealousy is the shittiest kind of jealousy.

You're both stupid and an asshole. 

The man died on the toilet, maybe don’t take his culinary advice.

“The American heartland” always seems to mean unsophisticated red state WASPs. I really don’t care if I hear another word from them. We know who they are from whom they’ve voted into office (and stand by); and only courtesy of an outdated system, they are wildly overrepresented in congress and the electoral college,…