Yummy, right?

Who is this Karen Pence? Does she know Mother?

Wooohooo! You aren’t a real religion until you are big enough to have sectarian splits.

Thank you. They blocked her brows. And here I thought the Jez staff watched Drag Race on the regular

Rihanna didn’t even shave her eyebrows off and draw them back pencil thin!!!

The makeup artist “erased” them with foundation, drew the pencil brows on, and they photoshopped out the texture of the brow hairs in post production. I pity the fools who do this IRL.

I immigrated to the US in August 2008 and I felt so proud and excited to be here. I felt I was living my own American dream, and this awesome, imperfect, handsome, bright President was going to lead us forward. There is still hope though, because we will get through this.

I didn’t realize Andrew Sullivan was still a thing. I’ve been blissfully ignorant of him for a few years now.

Check out AskAManager.org. She has lots of great job hunting advice, including an interview manual that I can’t recommend highly enough (using it I have gotten compliments at multiple jobs about how great I am at interviews).

Sometimes I think the truly smartest people went to a trade school, where their debt was minimal, a job track was clear, and their skill an established in demand speciality.

Vasalgel

It’s in trials ... endless trials.

if that ish happens i’m calling for a civil war.

Oh no. This ties my stomach in knots. 

I’d like to laugh but this is depressingly believable.

Now seriously, was Roseanne tweet really worse than Gunns?? Really?

NEVER EVER THREATEN MASCARA AGAIN OR YOU WILL SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES THE LIKES OF WHICH FEW THROUGHOUT HISTORY HAVE EVER SUFFERED BEFORE. WE THIRTY-FOUR YEAR OLD MOMS ARE NOT ONES WITH THE MONEY OR TIME FOR EXPENSIVE LASH TREATMENTS. BE CAUTIOUS!

Everybody knows that the butt is the human body’s equivalent of those perforated “tear here” lines on paper packaging.

Guess a movie doesn’t begin at conception either.

Jake Tapper got it, too, which is unsurprising.

Nah it’ll look more like this:

Thank you. The rest of this thread is a super sized serving of white folks missing the point entirely.