Yes! I’ve also been saying for months that the muzzle kind of makes it look like they have a 5 o’clock shadow. 

“She shoots out a stream of candy-colored goo from a heart-shaped hole in her bottom.”

Yeah, but nobody worries about changing Trump; he just shits on the Constitution every day

this has left Congress struggling to adapt to a new reality: a lot more young moms with young children serving in office.

Seems appropriate to post this.

You think it pisses people off to know you spent $55 dollars for something worth 2 bucks and that warns them you’re trash?

Trump is the embodiment of the American Dream for a depressing number of people in this country. It’s not so much the money or power, but having enough of it that it can allow you to say an infinite number of stupid things without threat to your status or livelihood.

Yep every trick

Names. Photos. Home addresses. Names of family.

Every fucking trick in the goddamned book. Fuck those Trumpets and fuck those assholes who sell their fucking souls for a bit more White Power.

President Donald Trump: —of years. They say that we had hurricanes that were far worse than what we just had with Michael.
Lesley Stahl: Who says that? “They say”?
President Donald Trump: People say. People say that in the—
Lesley Stahl: Yeah, but what about the scientists who say it’s worse than ever?
President Donald…

That’s the crux of law, you can’t just go off and make up what it ought to be, you have to defer to what is written and what is stated by congress (and the constitution).

I am continually disappointed by people that think the court should dive into “making the law what it ought to be”, that’s not their job, that’s…

I believe the “which” is referring to the user’s gender and not to the user themselves: “whichever gender you are, feel free to use this restroom”.

People really need to watch the How to Talk Minnesotan PBS special. The phrase “that’s different” means “you are a moron and I am going to judge you forever” in our parts.

I use an electric wheelchair every day and I think a straw ban is discriminatory, is that credible enough for you? 

Rest and cry it out. Then put on your big person underpants and fight. You do not get to give up. My tribe has been fighting for our rights since country was built on our blood. It feels like ten steps forward then 7 steps back. YOU DO NOT GIVE UP. Ask every person running for senate to begin impeachment hearings for…

That reminds me of when my HS BF was pulled over one night, and the cop was absolutely disgusting towards me. I never told my parents, because evangelicals, but the BF told his dad and dad was connected AF. And I am STILL happy about the results of that.

“These aren’t the facts you’re looking for.”