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Only roughly! But yes:

You engraved the wrong name! ...it’s Gorman

Damn, good catch. He is bald like Dr. Evil too.

And yet until this story posted all I knew about Tab Hunter was the series of sex puns the bots made in the MST3K episode San Francisco International Airport.

you know what else is nice?  a nice glass of room temperature water.   aaaahhhh sometimes i’ll just sip one while i train my unfocused eyes on an empty patch of wall.

I certainly would never call Trump intelligent, but he can clearly read a room and manipulate people. He’s an idiot, but he’s not clueless. You don’t “luck into” being President.

Sitting here in 2018 with any degree of awareness of what’s going on and claiming “Democrats need to convince us that they’re better than what we currently have” is such an unabashed display of privilege that it’s hilarious that you guys do it and don’t even realize you’re showing your whole ass.

It’s true, sometimes an overly long sentence can be a struggle for readers - the idea that one might have to cling desperately to a single strand of thought without the much welcome respite of a full stop can defeat even the most determined of readers, as well as being a worrying shift from the expected norms of

Or maybe both! I am often overwrought in bed. 

Isn’t that Dana Carvey?

“Wait. I’m in the box?!”

Probably, “wincing and uncomfortable” after she introduces him to the new Yoni Egg for Men.

Whatever, I think we’re all missing the point here. Let’s hope he keeps pushing his “PR” and slips a disk doing one of those atrocious “deadlifts.”

I’m a woman and super excited that I just hit my 200lb squat goal about 2 months earlier than expected. I’ve never been athletic or strong my entire life (I’m 31) but since starting strength training seriously about a year and a half ago the improvement has been amazing. It’s great to have an external measure of

The greys are losing their collective shit, as predicted. Its like they didn’t even read, they just saw a line that was inflammatory to them and they took it and ran with it.

he doesn’t have control of his abductors, also known as your groin muscles.

I’m trying to find someone in that picture who isn’t white. I think I spotted Waldo, but otherwise it’s wall to wall crackers. Should have called it the Nuts and Crackers Conference

lol you’d think he’d be strangled dead by now from all his pearl-clutching