No.

I’ve seen this movie!

Fall G. Eye, Attorney At Law.

I wonder what does Sean see in this masterpiece

Don’t tell an actual German that you’re German.

2Peter 2Rabbit: Hunting Season- This Time It’s Personal

Nope. My SiL calls this The Wakening of the Fanda Family. It’s part of our last year’s New Year resolutions. We are all, collectively (except for our mother, she is a narcissist) paying more attention to the shitty interpersonal habits of the average American. So, my niece acts as the stick AND the carrot for our…

My 7 year old niece has devised a chart where she puts stickers on squares that are numbered. The numbers correspond to a list of misogynistic hot phrases she hears at school, on TV, from my mother, etc. When her chart is full she hands it to the closest adult and demands $20 for Space Camp.

I can’t believe anyone is calling this human ‘idol,’ regardless of her side eye skills.

every time he tweets JOBS, JOBS, JOBS! i say it to the tune of GIRLS, GIRLS, GIRLS!

I want her prosecuted for animal cruelty.

Everything Right is Wrong Again...wake me when it’s over

Posh Spice has been replaced by Melanoma Spice.

He looks like a toe.

How filling is soylent? varies from person to person

Actually, yeah. I remember Katy Perry’s performance. I wasn’t even a fan but she came out on a giant metal lion, did several quick changes, brought out Missy Elliot to do some songs and then was sent a hundred feet in the air while singing Firework. It was a pretty amazing show. Not Prince-amazing (because his…

But I learn from my mistakes, I listen, and I apologize for my fuck ups. That’s the most I can do.

I mean . . . yes, Steele had bias against Trump . . . BECAUSE HIS SOURCES WERE TELLING HIM THAT TRUMP WAS CONSPIRING WITH THE RUSSIANS TO SUBVERT DEMOCRACY!

From the get go the memo starts off with unconfirmed data. I mean, who considers Devin Nunes to be ‘honorable’?