I think if we are going to cut off every guy who has ever done something borderline amiss we are going to be incredibly lonely people. I don’t think the answer is ostracism. There needs to be dialogue. Guys feel cornered and will act defensively when confronted. That, for some reason, is almost the universal human…

i doubt that Nikki is the one he is having an affair with. i think the better bet is Hope Hicks.

Oh cut it out with the stupid infantilization of this woman. She is 22 fucking years old. A fucking adult.

Age isn’t a guarantee of circumspection.

Um, no. But, when you’re referring to two people in an almost completely white country, mentioning they’re white is redundant.

If you’re not joking, then you’re fulfilling the young person stereotype 100%.

A favourite of mine from my adolescence that I would love to see make a comeback is “reject.” A reject is a person who failed the factory’s quality control tests the day they were born. A person whose idiocy disqualifies them from a place in society. As an insult, it really stings, especially if it’s literally true…

The shower is the scene of nearly all my one way imaginary arguments too!

I was at a Senator’s townhall meeting a few years ago and one of the question askers rambled on for like three minutes about chemtrails. The Senator responded as you would expect a Senator to, but the next speaker referred to the question asker as a “dim-witted shitbird” and it has been my favorite insult ever sense.

The one that murders my life when someone says it to me is “Get over yourself.” Every time it’s used I am like omg i really do need to get over myself, don’t I. Shit.

In the same spirit of your insult, I also think calling someone a clown is effective. It’s not offensive on its face, unless you’re one of those people who hates clowns, but it’s all the inferred insults that calling someone a clown entails. Works great with people who take themselves really seriously.

I mean...I was under the impression that you can interact romantically with another person without harassing or assaulting them. I was sure that it had happened to me several times in my life, but maybe I was wrong?

Curiosity is good but your curious about some weird shit.

True - we never see penises in Axe ads, after all.

It could be an all-female ensemble remake of “The Usual Suspects”, with Karen Pence as Keizer Soze, played by Molly Shannon. If you thought the angry nerds lost their goddamn marbles over the Ghostbusters remake, just wait for the spontaneous aneurysms when this project is announced.

Also stuff you wouldn’t see:

You know they graded that shit on a curve, too, same as his weight. “I knew what the kitty picture was, I knew what the unicorn picture was, I even got the sand-ni****-horse picture correct. I have the best answers from my brain.”

The thing with the Aziz Ansari story is that its alot more nuanced than a simple Harvey Weinstien situation. Yet I see a lot of people are trying to turn it into a black and white commentary on sexual assault.

Jesus, I’m from Mississippi and people are like “DAMN that’s racist as hell.” When thousands of Mississippians notice something as racist, IT’s RACIST. This is NOT what “everyone is thinking.”

I like the way this person has communicated their feelings