I’m beginning to think China is becoming impatient. As in, they’d be OK if Trump gave them a diplomatic crisis pretext to annex Taiwan the same way Russia annexed Crimea.

he is as ignorant as a child in terms of foreign policy.

See also: “you’re too emotionally invested in this” or “I think this is too personal for you”.

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but we’re already having a Constitutional crisis. We have a Senate that has refused to act on a Supreme Court vacancy, we have a president-elect who may or may not have won the election fair-and-square, but most definitely lost the popular vote by at least 2.5 million votes, and…

The guitar, where does it go at the end?

I love how they’ve got like 5 famous guitarists already on stage and they’re like, “but we need Prince for the solo.” And also that apparently there was some dude whose whole job was to be a Prince support and help him stand back up.

Prince guitair-shaming Tom Petty is the highlight form this already sublime performance.

Prince: You ever cried with your third eye while making love under the cosmos on a Thursday night?
Me: Uh, No.
Prince: Go Away, you disgust me.

Is it totally wrong that as a lifelong Beatles fan, the first thing that I thought of when I read that quote about “While My Guitar Gently Weeps” was that exact same clip of Prince literally shredding Eric Clapton’s work on the original?

Jeezus! Everything was all sweet and mellow and comforting and then Prince went and turned it into a friggin surprise orgasm!

“We don’t have confirmation that Secretary Kerry spent the remainder of Sunday in a dark room, sobbing as “While My Guitar Gently Weeps” played on loop”

Look he can’t hel...

“American spies have infiltrated the Iranian government! True heroes, even if they are Muslims. Go get em’ boys!”

Duct tape.

This whole piece just drives home for me that there’s a sizable chunk of the population (both conservatives and progressives) that believes as long as no one says “nigger” there’s no racism.

Baldwin’s reaction is like that republican lady who got all mad at Ana Navarro for saying pussy on the news when she was quoting Donald Trump - same misdirection, same reduction of the word to the single, most recent instance of it’s use while blatantly ignoring the referenced, and far more significant, use.

This is the right wing, in a nutshell. I’m so sick and tired of hearing how they give a fuck about the people of this country and how it’s the evil elites on the left who are the real villians. The right care about power, holding power and using it to fuck over as many people as possible before they lose it. Fuck…