Wasn’t she on the list of advertisers for Laura Ingram that David Hogg called out? I mean, I’m not sure that Wendy’s good enough at nuance for this to be the case, but I enjoy pretending!

What has worked really well for me is making so-called Buddha bowls. On Sunday, I roast a fuckton of veggies and protein, make a carb (a whole grain or a sweet potato) and a variety of sauces (bitchin’ sauce and a spicy mango tahini sauce are my current go-tos). Then, meal prep is basically like going to Chipotle—…

Yep. Here’s some empirical evidence for you.

Hard to maneuver your lips around giant capped teeth.

Aw! I’m so sorry to hear about that. Mental illness is such a bitch. I hope things are better for you now.

Thanks for posting this. I don’t have the time or energy to be a regular poster around here and scratch my way out of the grays, but I have been disturbed by some of those bans that I believe are the work of concern trolls. Thanks for sticking with this. I was very glad to see Muck and MD return from their bans.

I had a stay-at-home mom growing up. It was really nice! She did expect me to occupy myself some of the time, but we went places, ate together, and played games. I did get kind of spoiled, though, because she didn’t really expect me to pitch in on the housework, which probably would have been miserable but important…

Even when someone is really successful in MLM, it is still super annoying! I know someone who is a top earner, and her social media is completely intolerable, because it’s all about how much money she has, and how you can have her life too if you would just start selling her product. I hope you can have some luck…

I think people on this thread have given you a ton of great advice. I was also in your shoes, so I totally sympathize. A couple additional things I haven’t seen mentioned:

Absolutely. Can you imagine the howls you’d get from conservative white men if you published a “thought experiment” about seizing every gun in the US and melting it down? And you’d only be experimenting with the thought of destroying inanimate objects, not millions of actual people.

I agree! Why aren’t these “abortion is murder” demanding that manslaughter charges be brought against those fertility clinics that accidentally destroyed embryos, if a cluster of cells is so damn sacred?

I legitimately know several women who WILL NOT stick their fingers in their own vaginas. For all our sexy movies and tv shows, you’d never guess we’d be such a squeamish, prudish bunch.

I am an old, and back in the early 90s, your tampon choices were tampon on top of a lollypop stick, or a horrible, chafing cardboard tube... None of this fancy pre-lubed, aerodynamic plastic inserters. So I too thought those were tampon sticks and not some useless side view of a garbage can door mechanism. Why???

I would definitely avoid moving to a state with restrictive women’s health policies.

Exactly! Also, beware of anyone bringing in a “box of roses” to “thank” their “favorite” teacher.

FAIR. I really couldn’t care less about Trump’s affairs. There are plenty of other things he’s up to that are much worse and more shocking than some rich asshole banging porn stars.

Oh, and to the fuckface who tried to tell me that actually Trump is super hot, and I’ll be much uglier than him when I’m old:
1. He is not super hot. You want to see a hot septuagenarian, you need to get acquainted with Sir Patrick Stewart.
2. My plan is to look like fucking Helen Mirren when I’m seventy. But even so, I…

Eight baby terrorists!

I terrorize you because I love and respect you.

This article is a good first step towards hardening your soul in preparation for Stormy Daniel’s extended description of what it was like having Trump senior’s bloated, orange body pressed up against her. You gotta train up to that shit.