Trump can put it on pay-per-view to fund his stupid fucking parade. That way he can prove once and for all that he’s the biggest, best, most strongest boy.

I feel pretty confident I could hide a hand gun in a pencil case.

I mostly lurk, but have really enjoyed the Code*45 posts. I did see the post in question and the responses to it. Good satire is hard to do, and I think Muck was punching down mostly, but overlooked some collateral damage that maybe should have been considered (as the joke clipped both people of color and folks with…

That’s okay, Ben, candy makes me behave badly too.

I know. I hate myself and this bracket for forcing me to vote for Trump for the first and hopefully only time.

Yes, this! If you’re not driven by the prize or the money, and you want to preserve your reputation as “heart of gold,” this was a savvy move. I don’t think it was conniving, I think it’s about having your priorities straight and doing what you need to do to pursue those priorities. Plus, it was GREAT TV. I was…

Impeachment usually takes quite a long time. I know it’s hard to be patient, but actually, Mueller’s investigation has been moving VERY fast, and has already resulted in a humongous number of indictments. The fact that Flynn has been charged with almost nothing (when he very surely is guilty of a lot of stuff) should…

Agree. Failing to name that cat Magnum is a real missed opportunity.

“Oh my, children, no you don’t need to make him breakfast. You ARE his breakfast!”

My favorite part was where he explained the thing that you just said to him, all while saying “I think you’re smart enough to understand this.”

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It ensures I get up in the morning rather than slashing my wrists in a bathtub ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Sessions has his own agenda: he wants it to be 1860, while Trump prefers 1950 with a 1980's aesthetic.

True. I’m very curious about how Republicans are going to respond to this. I think Sessions is seen as a darling among them, and I remember that when Trump went after him for recusing himself from the Russia investigation, some Republican referred to it as “kicking a puppy.”

Sessions is viewed as someone who is…

Selecting broken partners who mistreat you in order to prove your worth is probably not a healthy way to go about that. I agree with others that probably some therapy is in order. Users are great at sniffing out vulnerable people, so the best first step is to get yourself in a better place so that you’ll be able to…

Fair point. Panties = Shorts from now on!

Fuck yeah. I absolutely wear leggings while working out because they are so comfortable. But if I can see what your buttcrack/labia are doing while you’re wearing them, they can no longer be considered pants! They are missing one third of the requirements for pants! They are footless tights at best.

Not quite, these are two different interviews. The BBC article is saying he refused to speak to the congressional committee. That hearing is a different one from Mueller one. If we want him to spill the beans, it’s to Mueller, not the congressional committee. The committee is pretty toothless.

Bannon is a lot of…

While I’m not thrilled with Walz’s record with the NRA, he actually did do something about this problem a while ago. Here’s hoping he’s done taking those donations from now on. You’d have to imagine it wouldn’t be that hard to replace a measly $2k.

Just as E.L. James gave me hope that I can one day be a best-selling author, Ben Carson gives me hope that I can one day be a neurosurgeon.

Ha! You gave me my first legitimate laugh of the day. If only this were true.