I wish I could remember where I heard this, but someone (a black comedian, maybe?) said “If you want to see a white person react in the way a black person would if they were called a n*****, just call them a racist.” I have been thinking about that quote a lot the past few days.

Especially when they purposely misunderstand how facts can be presented in a racist way. Saying “Somalia is a dangerous place to be right now” is pretty goddamn different from saying “Africa is a shithole.”

Thanks! Your gal will be just fine, the biopsy she probably had was way worse than the LEEP will be, though she’ll be tender for a few weeks.

Heeey, me too! I was always too busy to bother with commenting g much, but Jezebel kept me entertained during my first boring real job.

Is it a LEEP excision? I’ve had one of those, and while it’s scary as hell, it’s not that bad in actuality. It seems to have good results too— I had abnormal tests for ages, and this procedure fixed it right up. 5 years and no abnormal test results. Give your special lady a squeeze for me!

Yes. I’m halfway through season 2, and I am thinking about not finishing. The stories are interesting but the writing is so repetitive! Mr. Burnit and I make fun of it all the time.

Alex: So, your son Beelzeboop never talked about seeing a man with two faces?
Beelzeboop’s Mom: No. Well, except for... Timmy.
Alex: Timmy?
[w…

“Fanny” on the other hand...

Please keep trying, so much depends on it.

Ugh, Michelle, I miss your shady ways so very much!

Smartwool is good, but I have very pointy toes that stab their way through anything, and I’ve found Darn Tough are just as warm and last longer for me.

FUCK YES, THANK YOU. 

I’m not totally sure what you’re trying to say here. But I will emphasize that I know wives can be raped by husbands, and I am certainly NOT joking about that. The point I was making is that Suzanne didn’t seem all that outraged, so perhaps she was down with unconscious fucking. Who knows, I sure as hell can’t figure…

Sure, but I mean, if Mr. Ladeuce didn’t wake up at all during it, and you were all like “Yum! That was great! Greater than usual!” it would be kind of weird. And it would be especially weird if you then went on national TV to talk about how great that secret sleepytime BJ was for you. I agree that it doesn’t quite…

No. It would be Uno Leche at best. I believe Tres Leche is vanilla cake, with sweetened condensed milk, evaporated milk, and heavy cream. Better Than Sex cake is usually chocolate cake. The times I’ve had it, the top is also sprinkled with crushed Heath bars.

I think it’s mousse, actually. Which is unlike any Better Than Sex cake I’ve ever had, which is basically a poke cake saturated with sweetened condensed milk.

What?? 12 coats of mascara, for real? When I put on even a second coat (of anything!) I feel like my lashes look clumpy. How is this possible? Do you have a picture?

As a faculty member, I also find this deeply concerning. We would not be able to teach classes or conduct research without the support of our grad students! This move will absolutely decimate the STEM fields.

Right? It’s so outrageous that the DOJ was basically trying to run down the clock on this abortion (TX law says no abortions after 20 weeks, and I think she was at 16... but only because they prevented her from obtaining it much, much earlier).

I agree, successful legal action on this is doubtful. Basically what happened was the DOJ was informed that Jane Doe’s doctor was not working that day, which meant that she would need to use a different doctor, and would therefore have to go through counseling and a 24-hour waiting period all over again. Thus, the DOJ…

100%. McFarlane is absolute garbage when it comes to satire. Relying on a reputation of “You guys know I’m super liberal lol” to have racist and sexist jokes be understood as jokes and not just offensive statements means you’re doing it wrong.

I get that comedy can be offensive, but simply parroting things that people…