I’m 99% atheist unless I’m mid scratch on a lottery ticket but I swear I am praying to every god I can google to make the miracle of a Jill Stein vote challenge happen and a Putin the Poisoner hack discovered. Glory be to the father the son and the holy recount amen.

I hope next season on Scandal they bring on Ryan Lochte as a disgraced former Olympian who goes to Olivia Pope to help him reclaim his image. She helps him but not before she tears him a new one for being a racist douchebag. I could live with that instead of seeing Lochte on DWTS.

Go to bed, Mr. Trump. You have a big speech tomorrow, and don’t want to waste your “A” material on Kinja.

Forgiveness is not owed, it’s earned. The concept of restorative justice implies that the transgressor has accepted they have erred, as you can see this gentleman does no believe that’s the case. If you want to make a habit of forgiving people who won’t even admit they’ve wronged you go right ahead , but don’t ask me…

Let me mansplain your rape for you. It wasn’t actually rape you enjoyed my dick in your mouth its totally fine you don’t remember.

While technically correct, at this point it really doesn’t matter. Language’s only purpose is to convey an idea or information, to communicate. If you hear the idiom “chomping at the bit” and understand this means one is excited for something, you have communicated effectively. While the words champing and chomping…

I think a lot of that mindset is cultural. I’m Mexican and it’s the norm to have grandma watch the kids for next to nothing while we go off to work. I don’t live near family and when I discussed daycare options for my child with my mom she was taken aback by it, as if it was an outlandish idea to take my child to…

You know, this is one of my favorite things, watching all of these countries walking in. It may be corny but I just get all excited seeing how the whole world can get together and do this one thing. Even though it’s often an economic fuck up for the sponsoring cities. It’s just cool watching all these fabulous…

Lauren Conrad has got to be one of the top 5 luckiest people alive. I don’t think it’s an exaggeration to say that probably only Kylie Jenner has worked less hard for her reality TV success.

We absolutely do need a 10 year The Hills reunion.

SOFAS AND DEAD BODIES

Flawleth? I don’t think tho! ;)

That reminds me, I’ve gotta get cracking on my lawsuit against NASA.

According to her lawyers, Rosner felt that another instructor could assume responsibilities over the Spanish-teaching portion of the class, while she would focus on reading and writing.

Don’t cancel gymnastics though, I need to see our awesome ladies crush it.

I’ve already done a couple “told you so”s to some Negative Nancys from a few years ago.

ALS took my Dad. Fuck that disease, any dent in its progress is a cause worth celebrating.

*takes notes*

You’re thinking of Pokey Man, the old dude with his blinker on, clogging up the left lane.

Dredging for approval, validation, some more of that sweet sweet “show biz” cash.

It’s interesting how these has-beens (you as well Stacey Dash) suddenly embrace an almost comical conservatism when the spotlight fades.