God forbid this *Brooklyn* *home-owner* who lives near *2 subway lines* have to take a [gasp!] BUS through a “crime-ridden neighborhood” (read: black/brown) to get to work.

twerk*

It's another word black people have been saying for decades, white people got ahold of, and then wore into the ground. Now it's done. See: swag, bae, tweet, etc

I’ve had this coffeemaker for a year and a half and I LOVE it. It was $79 when I bought it! Definitely worth $79, but $40 is a steal.

I’ve had this coffeemaker for a year and a half and I LOVE it. It was $79 when I bought it! Definitely worth $79,…

Jezebel once called Kesha the embodiment of “dried vaginal discharge in your panties” or something like that (don’t remember the exact wording). So fuck this court and fuck yall too.