Go watch the unedited video, they hand the bag of drugs back to him and he leaves without the stuff from the store. The video that was released on this site was the edited version that didn’t show what happened in between him handing them the drugs and him returning the bag with the cigarillos in it. It was almost…

That looks nothing at all like a Tasmanian! Where are the big fangs? where is the hairy body? That guy doesn’t look like he can spin around all fast like and I bet he can speak in coherent sentences to boot!

So was the owner lying then or now? If he is lying now, why was the robber wearing the exact same thing as the gentle, drug dealing, store robbing, giant was shot dead in? Why, also, did Dorian Johnson admit to being in the store with the gentle, drug dealing, store robbing, giant? If this guy is lying now and wasn’t…

Of course I’ve heard of them but you can’t really compare the two because those are a celebration. Ok, maybe a cop car gets flipped over and set on fire but it’s all in good fun. Beyond that, do you know WHO they are celebrating? Athletes! And depending on the sport a good many, possibly even a majority of those…

Is that the name of your band or something? I think I saw you guys open for Gwar back in the day.

Damn, you sure told me. I feel put in place! Thank you for your thoughtful yet stern response. It has given me pause and caused me to see that error of my ways.

Yes, in fact, they can. The first time he was there at 1:30 am he was attempting to sell drugs in exchange for goods from the store and the clerks told him to go pound sand. The second time, 11 hours later in the day, he robbed it. Try to keep up next time.

What do you mean there are no more Tasmanians? What about that crazy little guy that spins around and makes the funny noises? Did he die!?!?! He cracks/cracked me up!

Hey now, let’s be honest for a minute, who here hasn’t shot up at least one mall in California after going home alone from the club one too many times?

You take that comma out of your first sentence and it becomes much funnier. Just a thought.

No, I imagine getting shot six times about the head and chest is what did him in.

These same people I imagine found there was no correlation between tiger maulings and people who jump into tiger cages.

Damn, you’re just treating me this way because I’m black, aren’t you?

Or maybe . . . just maybe. . . they gave me too much if you know what I mean.

Shucks, I bet you say that to all the fellas, don’t ya?

No, it means he was the type of person to deal drugs and rob stores and those types of people, generally speaking, are prone to rash, stupid decisions that get them shot dead in the streets either by other criminals, their victims, or police. Michael Brown is hardly a tragic case but more just another criminal who…

Really? Got some citation of that, Sunshine? Because I have an article here where the owner of that gas station clearly says that the Gentle drug dealing, store robbing Giant did, in fact, rob the store. But don’t let that get in the way of your narrative though.

It looks like your standard Hollywood big budget action movie now. As for what is being put out in Japan, I can’t speak to that as it’s not something I watch or even follow.

Well shit, good for them! Not sure what they have to do with any of this but bully for them for being smarter, or luckier (why not both!) than the gentle drug peddling, gas station robbing, allegedly education loving giant that was Michael Brown.

Crime is dangerous work. Criminals die all the time. You know my secret to avoid being shot dead after robbing a gas station? I don’t rob gas stations! Crazy, I know.