A finger in the ass hardly constitutes cousin fucking!

I dunno, looks like he could stand to miss a lunch or two.

Sometime it’s just fun to press buttons and some buttons are really easy to press.

What can I say? It’s the little things in life that make me happy. 

Sup baby? Why don’t you hit me back with those digits and I take you out and show you a good time. Yeah, you know you want to! We can go back to my place and I can show you how to turn off cap lock . . . if you know what I mean. Oh yeah, you know what I mean.

You get me wrong. I don’t feel it would be worse. I just know that this movie doesn’t get the same big budget type of release with an Asian lead. There is a difference. Any studio that is going to pump the kind of money that was pumped into this movie isn’t going to touch it with an Asian lead. That’s the reality of…

Right! I bet you also believe he had a bright future ahead of him and was looking forward to college as well.

Too funny! That TV station’s call letters spell out “wink”. WINK! That’s hilarious!

Will you be my belated valentine?

The ol’ Gentle drug dealing store robbing Giant wasn’t given a death sentence he was shot in self defense. Big difference. Sure it’s six of one a half dozen of another as far as he’s concerned I suppose.

Always!

Michael Harriot, this is still you. Your black tears are fucking delicious!

You cast any of those people and you may as well just go shoot the damn movie in your back yard on an iPhone. But I guess if having an asain actress is more important than the movie not looking like absolute ass because no big studio is willing to put the first cent behind it then, sure, you can cast half of Tokyo and…

Alright! You got yourself a . . . . Hey wait a minute! Oh you, you almost got me there you sneaky rascal. 

Well if there are two things I love it’s porn and sipping tea on my porch. Although ever since the neighbors complained I can no longer do both at the same time.

Safekeeping, yeah, that explains it. I know when I go out dealing drugs I always leave my bartered payment behind because of all those cigarillo bandits out after dark.

That’s too much! What kind of animal would go to xvideos instead of Pornhub?!?!?

You seem nice. Can we be pen pals or something?

Damn keep it up and you will catch up with the other guy telling me how terrible I am at trolling. If I can get you to reply three times with piss poor trolling imagine what I could accomplish if I stepped my game up. Scoreboard!

Well with such a flawless site as Wiki fucking Pedia as your source I have no choice but to bow to you’re obviously superior argument. . . . and that’s four.