You're 100% spot on. I was never into Pitt when he was young, but he's really come into his own and is doing some interesting work. Johnny? Well, who the fuck calls themselves "Johnny?" That's something your friends and family call you—people who know you, and have given you the nickname. It's not something you put on…

My dad introduced me to this song. I don't listen to a lot of radio, but he does. One day he started blasting it early in the morning. I have never woken up so easily.

Henry James, oof.

The Nobility and Excellence of Women and the Defects and Vices of Men by Lucrezia Marinella

You're right, white people have never been interested in butts before this.

Indeed. And it sucks because copyright law is fun and interesting!

I feel like everyone in my family has a damn eating disorder, or at least an unhealthy fixation with weight and thinness. Still, I don't think anyone withholds love or affection because of it, but there is still a lot of judging and unnecessary concern. I'm talking about 15-20 lbs "overweight" according to BMI, and…

He was my very favorite of all internet famous cats. Truly a magnificent creature.

I'm in agreement with the models here: these are beautiful trucks and the shots are really nicely done. What a great way to class up and industry associated with uppers, lot lizards, and mesh hats!

One might ask whether short people (I'm 5'2'') have more to be worried about, and therefore aren't "paranoid" but appropriately world-weary. We're easier marks for men, and especially pervy men who like young women, because for some reason, a lot of people think petite = young.

That's a really excellent point.

I'd get just as many dates, but the men who went about it were a lot more respectful.

They may belong to a local shop. They look very well-fed and unafraid of humans.

I think the white lace is too distracting. I think she looks better in something that shows off her amazing curves, like this Zac Posen:

This dress is gorgeous, but it seems like more of the same from her. I'd love to see her in something different. Maybe a print or something that flares a little? Or maybe something structured.

You don't sound like dick at all. That sounds horribly obnoxious.

It's amazing how openly shallow people can be. Good on you for figuring out the key, because that'll serve you well. I'm still trying to figure it out.

This was probably 8 years ago in LA, but according to my sisters, the bars and clubs were way better in the 90s. At least back then when some guy acted like he was too good to fart in your direction, he wasn't some faux-gritty snob dripping with deliberate eccentricity. I live in the Bay Area now, and the only club…

Ugh. They're too far up their own asses to be decent human beings.

I need a friend like you. :)