That's a damn good idea. Holy shit.

It's obvious you have thought this through. It's well said and I agree.

See I kinda would feel good about that end. I sure don't want to die hooked up to a dozen machines in the hospital. The only thing I worry about is whether Animal Control would put my cats down for eating human remains. I need my kitties to be okay!

Seemed like a pretty natural progression to me. Once you start asking why people are reproducing if they don't have lots of money, you kind of do head down that road. Things aren't going to magically improve for a lot of working class people and those living in poverty. They're still people, and a lot of people want…

Well said although "financially stabled" made me want to neigh.

I was about to post in response to your original comment when I saw this.

Aha, relevant username I see!

Duuuuude. You are on to something there. My bathroom walls, they NEED to be the delicate pink of my labia min.

... fuck. :(

I had the same thought.

Moissanite ftw! I like moissaniteco.com. Sooo sparkly and no one will know it's not a diamond. You should definitely consult your woman and see how she feels about it though.

Plus vacations, people to clean up after you, cosmetic surgery to make you purty, and forget hookers! Try high priced, classy fucking escorts. Or trophy mistresses.

Well, I figured - my body's going to go downhill no matter what. Evil vicious time would have done that whether or not I reproduced. I got off easy with some extra chubb and a seven inch C-section scar. And it's true what other commenters have said about letting your standards go. Today I went to a diner without…

Damn, your mom is awesome, and I am totally stealing that for my daughters. Props to her!

The parts about the narrator's daughter and husband REALLY got to me the second time around. Possibly because the first time I read it, I wasn't a wife and mom... idk. But holy shit, that was so upsetting, I cried tears of rage.

This.

Awesome!

Good on you for not having part of your son's penis amputated. And also, yanno, for being an awesome parent and stuff.

Dude, that is fucked up. You do you and keep being awesome.

Awwww yeah. Weevil was hot as hell, heart of gold and all that, and their chemistry was A+ imo.