I think Maya Rudolph does a really good impression:

If the Oval Office remains occupied in its current state if/when (crossing my fingers) Democrats take the Senate and House, the psychological meltdown that’ll occur with Trump will be astronomical, I think. Hell, I wouldn’t put it past him to just quit, because he won’t have anyone on his side and he’ll turn his…

I don’t think I have ever, not once in my life so far, ever needed a small pack of chips ahoy cookies on my bathroom counter. That fascinates me the most about this whole thing.

Blades of Glory?

Trump’s EKG readout...I mean signature...burns my eyes. So does his stupid, gross friggin’ face. I have nothing but hellish contempt and volcanic hatred for that pile of moronic shit, so I am hoping for YET ANOTHER failure.

I think he either figured out how to suck his own dick on Twitter, or someone showed him how to suck his own dick on Twitter.

Just a friendly reminder:

Tree is holding. :)

It is a great tree. I hope it holds.

Update

Thank you very much. Same to you. :)

Current state of South St. Pete...eerily quiet and gusty.

On my own now here in St. Pete. There are still people in my neighborhood, so they can’t be left alone. Winds are starting to pick up, but the worst is yet to come. Throw some high-fives and hugs this way.

Aaaaand celebrity crush ensues.

(ex)Sheriff David Clarke is very happy about it.

Pictured below: “It’s kind of like living the dream.” (emphasis mine)