“Problem is, you need a little Irish in that pregame quaff”, said Allen Iverson to no one in particular at Applebee’s.

Just a hunch that Ben Bishop has also been drinking an awful lot of coffee before big games.

Extremely important question: what if you’re more of a Dos Equis person?

Long gone is the era wherein people generally minded their own goddamn business.

Oh gosh, putting me on the spot! Despite following the scientific method all day at work...I really abandon it in the kitchen. So shameful, but fun. Generally, I salt and spice the meat as if it were just going straight in the pan. Then, I fill an appropriate sized bowl with water. Add the meat and then salt the…

who could possibly care about your comments?

[nah]

I’m pretty sure Dellavedova is the basketball reincarnation of Drew’s Chopped application and experience.

Insanity wolf is probably my favorite.

“It’s like when you’re in high school and you don’t get invited to the party”

“Also, they might want it as a sign of reverence to the forebears of Sarbanes-Oxley, which has dramatically multiplied the number of billable hours all of those firms get.”

Why isnt this in the OP? Puts the whole situation in a different light. It’s the most charming batch of sincere grovelling I’ve ever seen. Can we get Jeremey Renner a copy of this so he knows what a real apology is?

Every time I think of something from Seinfeld, I fall into the rabbit hole of, “Oh and that’s the same episode where yada yadda yadda happens, and so-and-so is doing this,” and then I realize it’s been fifteen minutes, and I have been giggling by myself in my office the whole time.

I looked up a page ( http://www.collegedrinkingprevention.gov/StatsSummaries…)that said that 1,825 college students die from alcohol-related causes, though that includes car crashes related to drinking.

to his credit, George Jason Alexander posted this on twitter

I just read through the comments section of the Tacoma Stories link and someone fairly close to the situation said that her father had threatened to put her up for adoption. If this is true, coupled with the hair cutting off incident, it paints a picture of an abuser who should be in jail.

“You ain’t no real nigga. You a white boy, you preppy, you rich boy.”

Is it sold out?