He started the night facing away from her, but then turned over 13 times.

This was also another favorite.

One of the most painful tickets I had to deal with was after my company shipped a truly broken software.

A user reported me during an OS upgrade where I had deleted her files. I ran through my checklist and didn’t do anything unusual. Later found out, she had been saving her archives in her desktop Recycle Bin (Windows 9x). Six years of work lost because I emptied the Recycle Bin. Oopsie.

“Hi! Sorry to bother you. It’s my first day, and when I going through everything see what the last guy was working on I opened a folder and it was full of nekkid pics of a woman. I think it’s that biker-mom from the office across the hall”.

In most situations you are absolutely correct. But the NFLPA agreed to it in the CBA. It’s not as if the language is unclear. They agreed to to a shitty contract clause and are now stuck with it. The one the players should be mad for this situation are DeMaurice Smith...and themselves.

one more thing. its ridiculous that we haven’t shopped around! we are going with the first people who come to us, who are taking quite a bit of our money for not even doing that much! dues are standard for the WGA, yes, but most companies have much more robust contracts involving a lot more union services. this is a…

as a gizmodo employee, i completely agree with you. this process is being rushed, and nobody...NOBODY on staff truly understands what negotiation a union contract looks like and what it will entail. despite what adam says below, we do not have concrete goals. we have a broad outline of goals that will no doubt be…

Ok, I will admit it, I am the worst possibly attired person according to the various websites that make up the Gawkerverse. And I am ok with that. I have a pair of black Nike slip on sandals that get worn to the gym and home - can’t wear gym shoes outside. I have a pair of flip flops by the back door to wear out in…

Unless you’re planning on being in a footrace with Greg, in which case you’d better wear jeans or he will not admit defeat.

Also, knowing Ms. Horn disapproves will only add to my satisfaction in wearing my sandals and shorts.

I will wear sandals and shorts and be happy.

Hi, Pediatrician here! (though I’m no Harvey Karp)

If only Jimmy Haslam had a son who’d done the same.

Riley Curry, top sports baby in the game right now

Sepp Blatter: I heard ten Brazilian workers died for the 2014 World Cup.

That’s not just 1,200 faceless men

But if we abandon Qatar now, they will have died in vain.

I did not cry. I did, however, start to have one hell of a panic attack once it was time for me to walk down the aisle. As I started to wheeze and get dizzy, my father (who was walking me down the aisle) looked at me and just grinned.

My mother forgot to put sugar in a pumpkin pie and then became angry when we didn’t like it.