Hail Hydra.

(can also apply to Rebel Wilson after the first movie)

Hmmm. I’m supposed to take a 13 year old girl to see it in a few hours.

My tween-aged step-sister is so fucking excited for this it makes me want to puke. What makes me want to pick that puke up and ingest all over again it is the fact that my 25 y/o girlfriend is more excited than my step-sister.

Hernandez had his revenge all planned out...

She’s saying:

And that friends is why context and intention are integral to the English language.

I’m trying—and failing—to think of a movie in the past five years that I’ve really wanted to see primarily because of the trailer that did not let me down. Glad to hear this one might break the streak.

Fixed that for you.

I feel like this whole “dadbod” thing was played out before it even came up.

/Orders Black Coffee

I feel like this whole “dadbod” thing was played out before it even came up.

TBH I’ve liked “dadbod” since I was in high school, & at that time it was not on dads LOL Yes, those muscley ripped Channing Tatum’s are nice to look at, but in reality I don’t really wanna snuggle with a rock. I want someone a little softer, warmer, inviting to snuggle with.

/Orders soy chai latte

I love how according to the cable news people some kind of “trend researchers” found out this is a hot new thing women are into. I want to see the methodology for these studies they’ve conducted, and how they determined women all got together and decided to think the same thing. Because I never got an invitation to…

No I honestly think she IS aware. And honestly that is kind of the problem. She went on twitter to address a very complex issue and she did it poorly. There is no context in her tweets. If I were a random person on twitter, didn’t know who she was or what she did I would be like “wtf this person is just stupid and…

I drive a white challenger and I’ve been pulled over, so I think the police are unfairly demonized.