Sixth grade basketball. A hungover dude in a Footlocker uniform hands me the ball under the baseline. I frantically start slamming the side of the ball yelling “stack, stack, run stack!” Can’t find the open man, attempt to throw it over the top to the safety valve, end up passing for a breakaway steal and layup going…

The DTs have more self-control that I do, because I would definitely push over the center to see if I could get a dominoes effect.

*wide receiver makes dramatic dive into stands after catching pass thrown straight into his numbers.*

Matt Barnes was separated from his wife at the time, Gloria Govan, when he made those Rihanna comments.

I think that was from James Franco’s “Barmitzvah”. Clearly not worn to get attention for herself /s.

I believe Trump’s people refer to it as a sheriff’s star.

Well, actually, not Jesus ;)

I saw Desperation Pretzel open for Bad Brains at the 9:30 Club.

Heaven, of course, being the name of a shitty Apartment complex in Tampa.

We should just merge teams and fight against the Miamis, FSUs, and Louisvilles of the world.

It’s not easy to become the most obnoxious team in a division with both the Yankees and Red Sox, but the Blue Jays are certainly trying their hardest. Good for them.

Perhaps instead of implying his father is impaired because of his age, he should have just focused his outrage on her revealing something said to her in confidence.

It’s not funny to me anymore. With the race as close as it is, the video is a nightmare. If Trump wins, then this is just foreshadowing to the next 4 years.

Honestly, I 100% agree with him. Kennedy knew exactly what she was doing when she leaked it on Instagram, publicly announcing a sentiment H.W. shared in private. It wasn’t her place to out H.W.’s position, it’s up to him to do it himself.

It’s like we all forget that multiple things can be true at the same time.

I thought he said he wasn’t going to vote for the bad guys.

Well (unless I missed something), he doesn’t actually say that Townsend’s statement was incorrect. So it’s still possible his father is voting for Clinton. He’d just prefer that it remain on the DL, because it’s apparently less shameful for a Republican to vote for a hate-fueled and dangerously unstable cretin than…

I’m a liberal dem and I’m of the same mind. Assuming H.W. didn’t tell her/say this assuming it would be reported publicly or on the record, it is pretty shitty to out somebody’s private vote publicly.

This is the saddest Afterschool Special preview I think I’ve ever seen.

Wait, you can tie in baseball?