When asked why Mr. Chicken had crossed the road, Williams replied, “knock, knock.”

In addition to the NBA All-Star Game, the ACC football title game was expected to bring tens of millions of dollars in revenue to the city of Charlotte

The greatest trick Brandon Chicken ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.

The authorities have made numerous attempts to contact Mr. Chicken, but he was not at home and has not responded to any messages. Police suspect fowl play.

When asked where Mr. Chicken was Williams replied he was across the road.

The sheer irony of the error in a sentence that begins “If you needed that last part to be spelled out” is so rich, it probably owns land in Svenborgia.

I like it on the bottom. Usually it’s the cue to go check out my phone and/or laptop. However, for the life of me, I don’t understand the graphic that tells you who has the ball and where. It makes no sense. Words are fine there--less is more.

You’d have to have a pretty crazy reason to do something like this on purpose. Schilling’s just pointing out the obvious: the person responsible clearly had a loco motive.

God, it’s like if Trump knew enough about cyber to write a blog.

Several players call out their high schools, usually those who (a) didn’t actually graduate, (b) transferred several times and thus don’t have a super strong connection to one school, or (c) got in NCAA or school trouble.

Curt hasn’t been this invested in a trainwreck since 38 Studios.

What I REALLY want is for all baseball broadcasts to end the “strike zone box” thing that they show next to the batters during an at-bat. I HATE that thing.

My wife mocked the quad box last weekend. “It’s just four boxes it’s not that cool!” Divorced her immediately.

Just wear a Hulk Hogan bandanna and bleach your moustache. Everyone knows he calls everyone brother, and isn’t at all racist.

*Does minimal amount of research*
...I don’t think you stand a chance, brother.

Are we sure that’s beer and not actual chrome polish?

I never before understood the complexities of bromenclature.

ESPN’s college football graphics are lovely; nice and simple. They’re consistent with the TV and website graphics too.

The only downside is when a college doesn’t have an alternate logo (like the Alabama elephant or Oregon’s Donald Duck); they just use the same logo with the colors reversed.

RedZone is literally the greatest invention of our time. And god dammit if I don’t get a raging erection when they go QUAD BOX!

Said right before she draws a direct line of logic from LGBT civil liberties into forcing cheerleaders into the same shower with football players.