The shit doesn’t fall far from the ass.

I was 12 when I realized my father was an asshole. One day these “kids” will grow up too.

A post I ran across on Facebook. Between the debate and Hillary’s campaign videos I think (hope) he has finally spewed enough garbage to really screw himself.

We’re getting closer and closer to my dream scenario: Donald Trump hosts a reality show to find his next campaign manager.

Eric is piiiiiiiised at this photographer.

I just want to point out the comments by odyshape and Roykeane are the best two comments of the year by a landslide.

Tebow: “God helped us win today.”
Other Team’s Christians: “Wait, why was God against us?”
This idea goes through my mind anytime someone attributes their sporting success to their belief in a flying man in the sky. If God is helping you win, that means he’s helping someone else lose. And that’s not how the Christian…

The Muslim equivalent of a hate group is ISIS.

Many people are saying - great people, many people, believe me - they come up to me and say “Trump’s erratic behavior and lack of focus is the result of late-stage syphilis.” I don’t know, you tell me.

I’ve heard some people are saying Trump’s erratic behavior and lack of focus is indicative of late-stage syphilis. I’m not saying that Trump’s erratic behavior and lack of focus is the result of late-stage syphilis. I’m just saying I’ve heard some people are saying Trump’s erratic behavior and lack of focus is the…

He might be the easiest person in the world to troll. I watched Ms. Clinton set him up over and over again. And he’d just jump right in the boat for her.

If you meet one asshole in a day, they’re probably an asshole.

It’s insane to me how much he’s refusing to acknowledge that he soundly lost the debate. He’s said the mic was defective, the moderator was biased, he was “going easy” on Hillary (for some reason), and any number of reasons. Sometimes, if everything else is the problem, the reality is YOU’RE the problem.

Definitely not Skittles, though...

Something to note about the debate prep: while much of the live discussion about Hillary Clinton talked about the lack of zingers, attacks or other pressure on Trump - even on obvious attacks - I think that was prepared for, as well. There’s a significant portion of the voting population that would see an Amy…

Can we stop disparaging coke users by linking them to Donald Trump?

Week 1: “Carson Wentz looked more polished than he was because of his opposition.”

Gee...I wonder what could have been so distracting...

“Even as Mr. Trump’s advisers publicly backed him on Tuesday and praised his debate performance, they were privately awash in second-guessing about why he stopped attacking Mrs. Clinton on trade and character issues and instead grew erratic, impatient and subdued as the night went on.”