All U.S. Americans should have to stand for the flag and like, such as.

A 5.5:1 +1 to star ratio is impressive, and also somehow fitting for an article about the Jets’ quarterbacks.

“ending the cancer of political correctness”?

or Stevie.

+1 Subaru Outback with ‘Dog is Love’ bumper sticker

1 out of 3 ain’t bad?

I went to high school with him and happened to start paying attention to that Eagles game just in time to see him kick it to DeSean Jackson. I’m not gonna lie, I got more enjoyment than I probably should have out of watching Tom Coughlin fight the urge to murder him right there on the field in front of Joe Buck and…

+4 extra pockets

Four years from now:

Even if you don’t agree with its premise, acting like a 7 and a half minute long comedy sketch is a “crusade” to “ruin fun” seems a little dramatic.

Even if her form isn’t perfect, it’s likely just as good as what the average male sports fan could do, which is the point of this segment anyway. Also, in this hypothetical situation in which she is satirically explaining sports to dudes who don’t know anything about sports, she probably would have been explaining…

Damn. Just looked up the ‘99 Chargers. They threw 24 ints to 12 TDs (with Ryan Leaf injured!), the leading rusher had 365 yards, and somehow they still went 8-8. Respect.

Initially read that as Major Applewhite, had a brief WTF moment, shrugged and thought “well, they do take football really seriously in Texas.”

+ $3.76

Frog gigging is a thing, although I think horned frogs are technically lizards.

Yeah, apparently pointing out/expressing concerns about racism = being “divisive” or, my personal favorite, “the REAL racists.”

“Up next, the most important thing you’ll put on a sandwich all day.”

The most surprising thing about all of this is that so many people apparently give a shit about New Year’s Eve.